Time to clean my room...

well on Saturday morning i decided to clean my room. at the front desk at my dorm they have vacuums you can borrow, so i went down and got one. As i get in the elevator i look at the vacuum and it is covered with dust it is so dirty from top to bottom i cant even believe it. so i get it into my room plug it in and start sweeping and it starts making this wretched "hmmmbrrffffffff..." noise. so i stop it, lay it down and look inside the hose and sand, rocks, and leaves start pouring all over my carpet, making a ridiculous mess all over my carpet way worse than it ever was!!! finally i just sweep my rug out with a broom. i took one more look at that vacuum and it says in big letters taped to the front its name is.....benny!!!