SHORE PATROLMAN DEMOTED TO BROOMBOY

After hours of deliberation, upper management has demoted Shore Patrolman Bob to broomboy as he was AWOL the week of July 4th. Within the 1st hour of being broomboy, he was promoted to Garbage Guy as Ike had more important things to do on this Sat. Morning...

In the next few days, job performance will be closely monitored for quality improvement and recommendations for futher training made accordingly.

Upper Management