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EBENEEZER GNOTNESS STRIKES AGAIN
After months of
negotiations with upper management Ranger Rick and I was excited when we received the letter from Valhalla for at last we got our christmas bonus ..We knew their was going to be a delay for they were waiting for some of the bail out money to reach them....But this tops it all ,,,everything looks real good but you need to read the bottom small print to the left which states..(expires 1-31-09) it reminds everyone how tight ebeneezer the old scrooge is...thanks from your indiana staff
After months of negotiations with upper management Ranger Rick and I was excited when we received the letter from Valhalla for at last we got our christmas bonus ..We knew their was going to be a delay for they were waiting for some of the bail out money to reach them....But this tops it all ,,,everything looks real good but you need to read the bottom small print to the left which states..(expires 1-31-09) it reminds everyone how tight ebeneezer the old scrooge is...thanks from your indiana staff
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I SIMPLY CAN-NOT BELIEVE IT. I RECEIVED THE SAME BONUS AS YOU PATROLMAN BOB. AFTER THE MANY MANY HOURS AND SLEEPLESS NIGHTS YOU SPENT CRACKING THE CRICKET CASE LAST SUMMER, AND PUTTING THE GUY BEHIND BARS, NOW HE IS OUT AND RETURNING TO VALHALLA WITH HIS CLAN. AND SCROOGE HAS THE NERVE TO ASK FOR VOLUNTEERS TO KEEP THEM UNDER CONTROL. AND WHILE YOU ARE THERE, BUNK OUT ON THE ICE, COME ON. I SIMPLY CAN-NOT BELIEVE IT. RANGER RICK
OH BY THE WAY, THE CROW CLAN WILL BE BUNKING IN SCROOGES NICE WARM HOUSE. RANGER RICK
glad to hear from you ranger rick and i agree..all the time that went in the cricket case and the trial was all for nothing..this week he will be there with arms open wide to welcome the cricket bandit and his gang back to valhalla..i feel they should run loose and let ebeneeze control them
I think you guys are just scared to death of the Crow Clan as a group. You could barely take care of one on vacation, alone with his wife last summer. I guess I'll just have to call in the big guns or take care of it myself. Thanks alot!
YOU HAD BETTER CALL IN THE BIGGEST GUNS YOU CAN GET, BECAUSE INDIANA PRODUCES THE TOUGHEST, ROUGHEST, WICKEST GANGS IN THE WORLD. AND THE CROW GANG FROM INDIANA IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST. YOU, SIR CAN-NOT HANDLE THEM. I DOUBT IF YOU HAVE ANY ONE IN MINNESOTA THAT CAN.
FOR A MODEST FEE I WOULD BE GLAD TO COME UP AND TAKE CARE OF THE JOB FOR YOU, AND WHILE THERE CLAIM MY BONUS.
RANGER RICK
Samurai Sam says that she could handle them, easy. She is trained with the sword, staff , chucks, she has a white uniform, so she can appear,disappear out of the snow. They would never know what hit them.
Brian / S. Sam
If your guys won't come up to claim your bonuses, you might as well send them back up next day air so the Crow Clan can make use of them. I'm sure they would appreciate that and maybe that would tame them down a bit. Our neighbors sure would like that.
RRILBH Steve
what is "rriblh", steve? i feel safe now with Samantha on the job.
Crows arr. Wed. a.m. about 6:30. They have had two beautiful days to ride. Lots of sunshine and beautiful hoarfrost this morning. Steves RRILBH is "Resident Redneck Island Lake Bounty Hunter" A blast of cold and wind is coming in tonight for the rest of the week. Hope the Hoosiers have enough clothes!!
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