Sunday, July 27, 2008
SINK FAMILY ARISE
Since the apprehension of Mr. Crow (clearly guilt of smuggling crickets into Valhalla)"note picture below" Commander (no one up here was aware of a promotion) Ranger Rick pleaded that he be set free...The Honorable Judge Normie made a ruling today that this is a sink family decision...Therefore the trial is set for Fri at 9:00 am and the family must vote to either send him up the creek or let him go...Patrolman Bob votes guilty
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I am sworn to up hold the Law of Valhalla. But in the case, Valhalla vs. Mr. Hawk Crow, I believe since the said Perpetrator is a old family friend, He should be cleared of all charges and set free. I also believe that as a Commander, this rank should carry considerable weight in the decision of this Man. Please HONORABLE JUDGE NORMIE, do the right thing and let this Man go about His business of fishing with said Crickets. I wish you the best of luck Mr. Crow.
Commander Ranger Rick
My vote has to be guilty. I can see the contraband in the picture - plain as day!!!! It's time we quit going easy on criminals. After all, in the real world criminals don't get off just because of who they are!!!
i say book em', Danno...those crickets escape from the cage and chirp day and night the rest of the summer. no wonder the cabin sits empty the rest of the summer after they leave...everyone has been kept awake all night long with crickets singing to them all night long. (i am just kidding) i love hearing the crickets while cleaning the cabin after the crow's go home.
I am another cabin cleaning lady and i HATE the sound of crickets and i think crows should eat them before they go.
p.s. I clean the cabin more often than my BABY sis (the babies always get away with everything you know and i just wonder if this Mr. Crow was the baby of the family) so anyway if the law states no crickets then i say stick to the letter of the law and let these people know that they have to obey the law just like everyone else!~
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